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- “I'm Ants in my Eyes Johnson, everything's black, I can't see a thing, and I also can't feel anything either!”
- —-Said just before being set on fire
Ants in my Eyes Johnson is a store owner who appears in a commercial in "Rixty Minutes" for his electronics store.
- As stated, Ants in my Eyes Johnson cannot see or feel anything. His commercial ends with him catching fire in his store, but nobody helps him. His fate is currently unknown.
- His store sells TV's, microwaves, and radios, among other things, as advertised in his commercial. He however cannot tell what most of the items are.
- Unbeknownst to him, most of the objects he sells are free.
- Ants in my Eyes Johnson suffers from a neurological condition that does not allow him to see or feel.
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