- “Grandson, you keep me peeling scraps qualms and slipping Nib Nibs, I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down”
- —Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick to one of the Mortytown Locos
Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick has unkempt long hair and a white filthy shirt with no sleeves and stains. He has drool hanging from his mouth, which only contains three teeth.
As three Mortytown Locos and Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick watch President Morty's speech, one of the Mortytown Locos asks Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick "when there's a Morty president, are you gonna lick my balls or what?". Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick answers with "Grandson, you keep me peeling scraps qualms and slipping Nib Nibs, I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down". Suddenly Cop Rick and Cop Morty burst into the room, which quickly prompts the Mortytown Locos to raise their hands in the air. Cop Morty then say that the fluid their Rick is using is bootleg portal fluid. Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick attempts to escape, but due to the Bootleg portal gun not being done or tested, once Bootleg Portal Chemist Rick touches the portal it kills him instantly.