Fortune 500 is a company led by CEO Jennith Padrow-Chunt that produces fortune cookies with fortunes that actually come true.
Cookies with lame, watered down fortunes like "Hard work pays off" or "Family time is time well spent" are sent to Chinese restaurants as a way to increase the value of good fortunes. Said good fortunes go to various bigwigs in return for significant investments.
History[]
The company founder, Jennith Padrow-Chunt, was living in her parents garage when a Lockerean, an alien beast that eats chaos, but one with a digestive disorder that made its poop able to bend probability, landed in her back yard. After discovering the power of its poop, she gave herself the fortune of becoming the most successful businesswoman in the world and built her company.
The company first appeared in the series in "Final DeSmithation" when Rick and Jerry visit to investigate the latter's fortune causing an anomaly in his probability field. Through their infiltration, Rick and Jerry discover the company is changing peoples fates in exchange for profit.
Rick and Jerry dig deeper and discover the Lockerean, along with her caretaker Old M. Hucksbee, who had fallen in love with the best and tried to use fortunes to get people to investigate the cookie company or else something bad would happen to them.
The company building is now currently destroyed after Rick defeats all the security guards, then transferred vast amounts of money into Jennith's account to fulfill her successful business woman fortune so as to kill her too. Jennith uses the cookies to turn herself into a giant monster, but she was killed by the Lockerean, and one of the chaos vials used to feed the Lockerean broke and it created a black hole, destroying the building.
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Trivia[]
- The name of the company is a reference to the Fortune 500 list.
- The company is a parody of Goop, a company that has been criticized for harmful products and treatments as well as promoting pseudoscience.
- The company used fortunes of horrible injuries to punish their enemies or people who failed them.