Pre-battle 1: This mask I wear represents my superior battling skills to others of my race. You will not win against a true master like me.
Pre-battle 2: My people despise this pointless Morty craze. It is a distraction from the interdimensional war against evil. Let's get this over and done with quickly so I can return to issues that bear actual significance.
Pre-battle 3: My people nominated me to represent our race in this stupid Morty fad. I cannot let them down. I will not lose to you, Rick.
Post-battle: Gah! I'm an insult to my own people. They will never allow me to return home.
Pre-battle: We Humoxies are unable to feel the same emotions as a human. However, battling Mortys gives us an insight into the pain your species revels in. I wish to demonstrate this emotion of "pain" upon your Mortys.
Post-battle: Did you see that, Rick? With every hit they scream out with joy. Oh, how they love it.
Pre-battle: RICK! We must end this now, no more substitutes! I have come to the conclusion that the giant head wants to see you pulverized into tiny pieces. I'm stepping up to the plate to give him the ultimate showdown!
Pre-battle: They asked me to help promote awareness of the daily suffering of Mortys. But I don’t care about that, I just want my eyeholes! I’m The Eyehole Man, I’m the only one allowed to have eye holes around here.
Post-battle: You beat The Eyehole Man, you better not be looking in my eyeholes. Get up on out of here with my eyeholes.
Pre-battle: I make my Mortys eat a whole chicken before every battle! It gives them the protein they need to stay strong.
Post-battle: You might have beaten me, Rick, but you won't break the bond between us Jerrys!
Pre-battle: Your request to win this battle is about to be denied, Rick!
Post-battle: Oh no, not like this! I hope Beth isn't watching...
Pre-battle: Time to show you who really wears the pants around here!
Post-battle: I'm not going to lie. That cooould have gone better.
Pre-battle: I'm Jerry Smith and this battle will be just another drop in my ocean of greatness.
Post-battle: A loss is just an opportunity to learn and get better. I'm glad this was the outcome!
No Good Jerry
Pre-battle: You think you can take a stab at me? I'm not a pushover like the other Jerrys.
Post-battle: You'll regret you ever crossed me, Rick!
Super Morty Fan Jerry
Pre-battle: I've been studying Mortys ever since I caught my first one. I know everything about them, there's simply no way I'll lose.
Post-battle: But, my Mortys love me! H-h-how can it end like this??
Pre-battle: I'm here to motivate the Jerrys back to the top! After they see our battle, people will have no doubt that Jerrys are the greatest.
Post-battle: I'm here to motivate the Jerrys back to the top! After they see our battle, people will have no doubt that Jerrys are the greatest.
Pre-battle: When I win, I'm taking the crown! Paul Fleischman and his band of Pauls will rule on!
Post-battle: I take no responsibility for this. It was all Jerry. Yes, blame Jerry!
Pre-battle: I don't need those other Jerrys! I can take you down myself. Long live the King!
Post-battle: I... I just wanted to show the world that Jerrys aren't worthless...
1st Pre-battle: I'm a domestic Morty breeder. I've chosen only the best pedigrees to show today. Let's see how good you really are.
1st Post-battle: Your Mortys are like wild animals, Rick! Sit, Morty. Sit.
2nd Pre-battle: Oh, right. We were supposed to shower and wash our Mortys... I might have slacked a little in the upkeep of these Mortys.
2nd Post-battle: Mortys are just too cute! I can't tell them what to do.
3rd Pre-battle: My Mortys made all their own costumes. Don't be too hard on them, Rick!
3rd Post-battle: Nothing like a bit of fantasy role playing among a dog and his Mortys.
1st Pre-battle: I see Rex tried to pass off some of his shoddy Mortys. What you want is a breeder who trains Mortys to win, Rick!
Post-battle: They might be a little scary to look at, but they still need love, Rick. Not every Morty is a looker.
2nd Pre-battle: My Mortys have been shaved and trimmed to competition standards. Good luck matching their prowess in battle.
2nd Post-battle: Not bad, Cadet. Not bad.
3rd Pre-battle: Hey, Rick. I'll be honest, I'm a big fan of this game. My Mortys just wanted to show how much they appreciate the effort you've put in.
3rd Post-battle: I'll be sure to leave a 5 star review, Rick. That's a nice thing that cool people do when they enjoy a mobile game. Am I being clear enough? Is this carrying well?
1st Pre-battle: I carry only the finest of Morty wares. These unique looking Mortys will surely throw you off your game, Rick.1st
Post-battle: You had better not damage them, Rick. They are worth more than you can afford!
2nd Pre-battle: I love a Morty in uniform. So handsome and charming.
2nd Post-battle: Great, now I need to take all their uniforms to the cleaners.
3rd Pre-battle: My Mortys are all based on 80's action movies! If they can't beat you, no Morty can!
3rd Post-battle: They don't make Mortys like they used too. I guess there's a reason for that.
Pre-battle: I hope this isn’t going to hurt your ‘pride’ Rick. How is it that you can look just like me yet not be as beautiful? A shame. Well, let's see how we compare in the Morty department...
Post-battle: I couldn’t have lost, it’s impossible! I must have won somehow...
Pre-battle: Oooh Ricky, I can feel your LUST to be on top, but you’re going to have to come at me HARD if you’re gonna get ahead in this game.
Post-battle: Looks like you finished me off. You BEAT me Ricky, beat me good. Oooh.
Pre-battle: I’m, like, Sloth Rick and stuff. Get ready to whatever...
Post-battle: Are we done? I’m going to, like, lay down and stuff.
Pre-battle: AGHHH, IM GOING TO BREAK YOU, RICK. I’M GOING TO RIP YOU APART. THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND A FORENSIC TEAM BACK TO NEXT WEEK TO IDENTIFY THE STAIN I’M ABOUT TO MAKE OF YOU AND YOUR MORTYS! THERE’S GONNA BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOU WHEN I’M THROUGH!!
Pre-battle: A-All that is yours shall be mine Rick! MINE alone. I want it, give it to me! Nothing can stop the biting rage of envy!
Post-battle: All is lost... do not pity me, let me rest.
Pre-battle: CONSUME, I SHALL EAT YOU, RICK, AND ALL YOUR MORTYS. THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES BETWEEN MY TEETH SHALL TASTE SWEET.
Post-battle: The sickening pain of defeat. Looks like I've bitten off more than I can chew.
Pre-battle: I WILL WIN. NOTHING SATISFIES ME, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT QUENCH MY THIRST FOR VICTORY, BUT I WILL TAKE IT NONETHELESS. YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST.
Post-battle: CAN WE JUST, uh, PRETEND I WON?
Pre-battle: ENOUGH. FACE ME, RICK! Let us settle this once and for all, the time-honored way... By having others younger and more impressionable fight on our behalf.
Post-battle: I stand before you, defeated, but you can never REALLY beat me. I’m always there in the shadows, looking on, waiting for my chance to corup-
The following is a list of Non-playable characters.