TRAINER
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DIALOGUE
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Woozlebort
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- Pre-battle: Assimilate my lower supportive ectodermal layer, man.
- Post-battle: Ay, chuba chuba.
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Glorgan Machio
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- Pre-battle: There’s no Morty pusher in the local cluster as swift and alkaline as Glorgan Machio.
- Post-battle: My regurgitative ducts overflow, bloated with the shame of losing to a warm blood.
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Tazokrak Jones
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- Pre-battle: My gestational surrogate pod said to knock you out, so I’m gonna knock you out.
- Post-battle: They’re never going to allow me back into the hive now! Not after losing to you...
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Humox 7
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- Pre-battle: We Humoxies are unable to feel the same emotions as a human. However, battling Mortys gives us an insight into the pain your species revels in. I wish to demonstrate this emotion of "pain" upon your Mortys.
- Post-battle: Did you see that, Rick? With every hit they scream out with joy. Oh, how they love it.
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Humox 10
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- Pre-battle: I watch my Mortys battle so that I might experience true emotions. I want you to make me feel, Rick. Please, show them the cruel truths of this world.
- Post-battle: Yes, that’s it, Rick. Take in their misery. Feel that sweet sensation wash over you.
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Humox 50
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- Pre-battle: I hoped you would make it this far, Rick. I look forward to absorbing your pain when I defeat you. I won't hold back, Rick. I will make you beg to save your Mortys.
- Post-battle: You have proven you revel in the darkness like us, Rick. Detach yourself from your feelings and you may yet save this world.
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Jerry
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- Pre-battle: Woohoo! Giant head in the sky! Floaty-floaty! Cranial snatcher, so big, so supreme!
- Post-battle: Twinkle twinkle giant head! Sparkle, sparkle.
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Summer
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- Pre-battle: In my dimension we have learned to live in peace with the heavenly heads. If there is anyone that can please them, it is I.
- Post-battle: In my dimension we have learned to live in peace with the heavenly heads. If there is anyone that can please them, it is I.
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Gene
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- Pre-battle: RICK! We must end this now, no more substitutes! I have come to the conclusion that the giant head wants to see you pulverized into tiny pieces. I'm stepping up to the plate to give him the ultimate showdown!
- Post-battle: Uh... What the?!
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Ants In My Eyes Johnson
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- Pre-battle: I’m Ants In My Eyes Johnson. Here at Ants In My Eyes Johnson Electronics, we care about the treatment of Mortys, I think... I cannot tell as there are so many ants in my eyes!
- Post-battle: I’m not sure if I won or lost as there are so many ants in my eyes at this moment... I’m Ants In My Eyes Johnson, caring about Mortys!
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Mr. Sneezy
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- Pre-battle: Oww, I’m Mr Sneezy ... -achoo- Here to help raise awareness about the terrible ... -achoo- ... things that can happen to a Morty late at night. LET’S BATTLE!
- Post-battle: You really ... -achoo- ... blew out Mr Sneezy on that one.
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Lil' Bits
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- Pre-battle: Each year, over 3 Mortys will be neglected and possibly even abandoned by their Ricks. Those little M's should have come over to Lil' Bits-- we’ve got you covered!
- Post-battle: Looks like you beat me you dumb piece of... Haha, just kidding. Remember, if your mouth’s tiny and small come on over to Lil’ Bits. We’ve got you covered.
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Trunk Person
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- Pre-battle: Hi, I’m a Trunk Person. I know what Denny and The Denny Singers would do if they could get their hands on a helpless Morty. As a trunk person I’m not about to let that happen... are you?
- Post-battle: Well, I hope my public defeat has raised some Schmeckles for the poor homeless Mortys out there.
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Mrs. Sullivan
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- Pre-battle: Why hello there young man, I’m dying to tell you all about my upcoming movie. Between you, me and Puss-puss here it’s the only reason I care about Mortys right now.
- Post-battle: Shoot, you got me good. I'd just like to mention that my latest movie - Last Will & Testimeow: Weekend at Dead Cat Lady's House II, is in theaters across selected dimensions this summer.
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Michael Jenkins
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- Pre-battle: I’m Michael Jenkins, here to fill all you TWERPS in ‘bouts the bad things that's been a-happening to those MORTYS, ya hear? It ain’t right.
- Post-battle: Can’t believe a beanpole like you and a bunch of WIMPS beat the JENKINS. Fair play, old man.
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The Eyehole Man
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- Pre-battle: They asked me to help promote awareness of the daily suffering of Mortys. But I don’t care about that, I just want my eyeholes! I’m The Eyehole Man, I’m the only one allowed to have eye holes around here.
- Post-battle: You beat The Eyehole Man, you better not be looking in my eyeholes. Get up on out of here with my eyeholes.
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How Did I Get Here Presenter
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- Pre-battle: Hi, you may recognize me from the popular show ‘How Did I Get Here?’ but tonight I’ll be asking, how did I get these MORTYS?
- Post-battle: Whoa, easy there, tiger. Looks like you beat me tonight. Hoping to see you again real soon...
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Mr. Stealy
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- Pre-battle: Hey, I’m Stealy. I'm here to talk to you about those Mortys. Did you know that, each year, 10 million hundred Mortys go missing about the place? Here’s some I ... found.
- Post-battle: Wow, what an adventure we just had there. Looks like Stealy came out last though. Back to the quiet safe room to work over my Mortys some more.
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Octopus Man
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- Pre-battle: I’m Octopus Man, hahaha. I’m a marine biologist who was bitten by an octopus. Now I'm here to help people, uh, here tonight. I’ve gotta save some trouble with the Mortys.
- Post-battle: Haha, I’m a troublesome octopus person and it looks like I lost tonight. Too many witnesses for the trouble-mite to help out Octopus Man this time.
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Handsome Jerry
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- Pre-battle: I make my Mortys eat a whole chicken before every battle! It gives them the protein they need to stay strong.
- Post-battle: You might have beaten me, Rick, but you won't break the bond between us Jerrys!
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Suit Jerry
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- Pre-battle: Your request to win this battle is about to be denied, Rick!
- Post-battle: Oh no, not like this! I hope Beth isn't watching...
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Underwear Jerry
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- Pre-battle: Time to show you who really wears the pants around here!
- Post-battle: I'm not going to lie. That cooould have gone better.
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Self-Promoting Jerry
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- Pre-battle: I'm Jerry Smith and this battle will be just another drop in my ocean of greatness.
- Post-battle: A loss is just an opportunity to learn and get better. I'm glad this was the outcome!
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No Good Jerry
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- Pre-battle: You think you can take a stab at me? I'm not a pushover like the other Jerrys.
- Post-battle: You'll regret you ever crossed me, Rick!
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Super Morty Fan Jerry
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- Pre-battle: I've been studying Mortys ever since I caught my first one. I know everything about them, there's simply no way I'll lose.
- Post-battle: But, my Mortys love me! H-h-how can it end like this??
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Mascot Jerry
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- Pre-battle: I'm here to motivate the Jerrys back to the top! After they see our battle, people will have no doubt that Jerrys are the greatest.
- Post-battle: I'm here to motivate the Jerrys back to the top! After they see our battle, people will have no doubt that Jerrys are the greatest.
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Inflatable Jerry
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Paul Fleischman
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- Pre-battle: When I win, I'm taking the crown! Paul Fleischman and his band of Pauls will rule on!
- Post-battle: I take no responsibility for this. It was all Jerry. Yes, blame Jerry!
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King Jerry
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- Pre-battle: I don't need those other Jerrys! I can take you down myself. Long live the King!
- Post-battle: I... I just wanted to show the world that Jerrys aren't worthless...
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Rex
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- 1st Pre-battle: I'm a domestic Morty breeder. I've chosen only the best pedigrees to show today. Let's see how good you really are.
- 1st Post-battle: Your Mortys are like wild animals, Rick! Sit, Morty. Sit.
- 2nd Pre-battle: Oh, right. We were supposed to shower and wash our Mortys... I might have slacked a little in the upkeep of these Mortys.
- 2nd Post-battle: Mortys are just too cute! I can't tell them what to do.
- 3rd Pre-battle: My Mortys made all their own costumes. Don't be too hard on them, Rick!
- 3rd Post-battle: Nothing like a bit of fantasy role playing among a dog and his Mortys.
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Butch
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- 1st Pre-battle: I see Rex tried to pass off some of his shoddy Mortys. What you want is a breeder who trains Mortys to win, Rick!
- Post-battle: They might be a little scary to look at, but they still need love, Rick. Not every Morty is a looker.
- 2nd Pre-battle: My Mortys have been shaved and trimmed to competition standards. Good luck matching their prowess in battle.
- 2nd Post-battle: Not bad, Cadet. Not bad.
- 3rd Pre-battle: Hey, Rick. I'll be honest, I'm a big fan of this game. My Mortys just wanted to show how much they appreciate the effort you've put in.
- 3rd Post-battle: I'll be sure to leave a 5 star review, Rick. That's a nice thing that cool people do when they enjoy a mobile game. Am I being clear enough? Is this carrying well?
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Rocky
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- 1st Pre-battle: I carry only the finest of Morty wares. These unique looking Mortys will surely throw you off your game, Rick.1st
- Post-battle: You had better not damage them, Rick. They are worth more than you can afford!
- 2nd Pre-battle: I love a Morty in uniform. So handsome and charming.
- 2nd Post-battle: Great, now I need to take all their uniforms to the cleaners.
- 3rd Pre-battle: My Mortys are all based on 80's action movies! If they can't beat you, no Morty can!
- 3rd Post-battle: They don't make Mortys like they used too. I guess there's a reason for that.
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Pride Rick
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- Pre-battle: I hope this isn’t going to hurt your ‘pride’ Rick. How is it that you can look just like me yet not be as beautiful? A shame. Well, let's see how we compare in the Morty department...
- Post-battle: I couldn’t have lost, it’s impossible! I must have won somehow...
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Lust Rick
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- Pre-battle: Oooh Ricky, I can feel your LUST to be on top, but you’re going to have to come at me HARD if you’re gonna get ahead in this game.
- Post-battle: Looks like you finished me off. You BEAT me Ricky, beat me good. Oooh.
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Sloth Rick
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- Pre-battle: I’m, like, Sloth Rick and stuff. Get ready to whatever...
- Post-battle: Are we done? I’m going to, like, lay down and stuff.
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Wrath Rick
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- Pre-battle: AGHHH, IM GOING TO BREAK YOU, RICK. I’M GOING TO RIP YOU APART. THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND A FORENSIC TEAM BACK TO NEXT WEEK TO IDENTIFY THE STAIN I’M ABOUT TO MAKE OF YOU AND YOUR MORTYS! THERE’S GONNA BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOU WHEN I’M THROUGH!!
- Post-battle: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!!
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Envy Rick
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- Pre-battle: A-All that is yours shall be mine Rick! MINE alone. I want it, give it to me! Nothing can stop the biting rage of envy!
- Post-battle: All is lost... do not pity me, let me rest.
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Gluttony Rick
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- Pre-battle: CONSUME, I SHALL EAT YOU, RICK, AND ALL YOUR MORTYS. THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES BETWEEN MY TEETH SHALL TASTE SWEET.
- Post-battle: The sickening pain of defeat. Looks like I've bitten off more than I can chew.
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Greed Rick
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- Pre-battle: I WILL WIN. NOTHING SATISFIES ME, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT QUENCH MY THIRST FOR VICTORY, BUT I WILL TAKE IT NONETHELESS. YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST.
- Post-battle: CAN WE JUST, uh, PRETEND I WON?
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Mr. Needful
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- Pre-battle: ENOUGH. FACE ME, RICK! Let us settle this once and for all, the time-honored way... By having others younger and more impressionable fight on our behalf.
- Post-battle: I stand before you, defeated, but you can never REALLY beat me. I’m always there in the shadows, looking on, waiting for my chance to corup-
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