The Real Fake Doors Salesman is a character who appeared in Rixty Minutes. He is an interdimensional being who sells fake doors at a company that is all about doors that won't open or lead to anywhere. The commercial then goes to him leaving the studio, getting stuck in traffic, and driving home. He makes a sandwich and reveals that the real fake doors commercial is still going on as he moves to the same room he started at. He then says to call and order real fake doors, then says "Don't even Hesitate" "Don't Even Worry" "Don't even... Give it a Second Thought" "See it at the bottom of our screen, below our name" and the other slogan being, "What are you worried about? come get FAKE DOORS!" "Get in here quick, ... Get out Quicker, with an arm of fake doors in your arms."

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