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You are currently on Planet OTC. Everythings on a cob, the whole damn Planet is on a cob
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- OTC 01-Imagine what one of these things could do while flying over your car.
- OTC 02-Let's deep fry one of those bad boys and strike it rich on the State Fair circuit. Who's in?
- OTC 03-I don't wanna stick around for hail on the cob, that's for damn sure.
- OTC 04-So the leaves grow on a cobb, but the tree isn't a cobb? C'mon God, commit to your bits.
- OTC 05-Some more tasteful nudity for ya.
- OTC 06-I bet those mountains are covered with trash on the cobb thanks to bored rich guys leaving their CLIF Bar wrappers everywhere.
- OTC 07-Could really use a warp to the close-up version of that mountain, I wanna see a marmot-on-a-cob.
- OTC 08-Does the cob taste like strawberries? Does it turn into feces-on-the-cob inside your body? So many questions, so little desire for answers.
- OTC 09-Yo @MonsantoCo is this your fault?
- OTC 10-Looks like that bitch-ass Mr. Needful discovered this place before we did. I don't have my curse-purging equipment, so this one is on you.
- OTC 11-I bet if you burn them with a magnifying glass they pop like popcorn. TRY AND DISPROVE THAT HYPOTHESIS, BIIIIIIIITCH!
- OTC 12-Okay for real this makes my skin itch so bad I want to use my teeth. I want to use robot teeth. I want to build a sentient A.I. with a cold, logical core to develop brutal yet efficient killbots with razor-sharp teeth, just for the purpose of itching my itchy skin. From, y'know, the bugs.
- OTC 13-What, no bush on the cob? Everything is NOT zen, thank you very much.
- OTC 14-Here's some boredom-on-a-cob for ya.
- OTC 15-We are all made of cobs.