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Beth: No parties. There's wafer cookies in the cupboard and I left emergency numbers on the fridge.

Rick: Yeah, yeah. Wait what? Emergency numbers on the fridge; what does that even mean?

Beth: Honestly, I don't even know. There's so many movies that start with the parents leaving- it just popped right out of my mouth. Are you sure you don't wanna come with us?

Rick: Naw, go- get outta here. I've got a million things I've been putting off.

Morty: Are you sure Rick? I know- I know a cruise doesn't sound like an adventure on paper but what does? I- It's paper!

Rick: Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now, but as soon as you guys are gone the potential for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing. Peace. Bye.

(Summer and Morty): K. Bye.

Rick: Bye!

[Trans. Int. The Garage]

The Garage AI: IONIC COASTER DEPLOYED.

Rick: Okay, bring him out.

The Garage AI: INITIATING BEST FRIEND REJUVINATION SEQUENCE.

Rick: Excuse me? Did I pick that name?

The Garage AI: SEQUENCE WAS UNNAMED. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL THIS? PAUSE DETECTED. PAUSE GRAVITY CLASS: HEAVY. APPROACHING PAUSE PREGNANCY IN P-MINUS 5-

Rick: Jesus fucking Christ.

The Garage AI: 4-


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