"Season Three Rick and Morty Update" is a song from Dan Harmon's podcast Harmontown.[2]
Context[]
In late 2016, fans of the show began pressuring the Rick and Morty team for information about season 3. Although Dan Harmon had already addressed the reasons why the season was delayed, people continued asking what was taking so long.[3] So when he was asked in a live interview "when is season three coming out?" Dan Harmon responded with this song[4].
Lyrics[]
They're drawing it
They're drawing it
They're drawing it
Here's how cartoons work:
First, you write them
Then you draw them
For a really long time
Everything needs to be on paper
So you can see it
So if all I do is write it, and then put it on TV
It will look like a script
Instead of Rick and Morty
Which you seem to like
So when you ask me where it is
The answer is
They're drawing it
And when you tell me to stop being political and get back to drawing it
I don't draw it
I know it looks like I do
That's called style
Those artists are still actually talented and went to school
If I literally drew it
The show wouldn't exist
It would be, umm, just Pac-Man fighting Garfield
Those are the only things I know how to draw
It would be illegal
Unlike our blatant Back To The Future ripoff
They're drawing it
And they'll be drawing it
Until they're done drawing it
And then
Adult Swim will choose when they air it
Not me!
Cuz I don't own a network
It's called TV
The "T" is for "Television"
"V" is for "very much not my decision"
When to air things
Because remember how you learned who I am
I'm the guy who writes and produces things
That end up not on TV a lot
Because I don't control whether things are on TV or not
If I did we'd be in season 9 of Community
And it would be 48 episodes a year
And there would also just be shows
About me taking a shit
I would be every show
Because I'm gonna stop when you say stop
I'm gonna fuck your momma
Like the head of a mop
A hip-hop to the hippity-hop, aha
One day Superman came down
He said
"I'm Superman, so comparatively you're a clown"
I said
"Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha aha ha, aha ha aha ha, ha ha ha"
Superman got got his woofers and tweeters out
I said
"Motherfucker [?] is gonna shout with your titties out
A round-about
I got the gout"
Superman ate too much rich food
Heavy creams and sauces
He thought he was impervious to them because he's Superman
A lot of people don't know
Totally normal internal digestive system
He can succumb to things like gout
A lot of people say gout is Superman's Kryptonite
From a strictly dietary standpoint
However
Gout could never actually kill him
He could
Because he's-
Anyways
They're drawing it
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